As a delivery driver, you never know what kind of situation you’re going to walk in on. Hopefully not a Satanic cult looking for a virgin to sacrifice. At least you’re not…oh, you are? Well, that’s unfortunate. Satanic Panic embraces its campiness to deliver a surprisingly charming tale of one pizza delivery girl’s hellish first day on the job. Some fun practical gore effects (bug vomit, anyone?) are reminiscent of the Evil Dead films, or even a more toned-down Deathgasm. The cast is dreamy, and perfectly suited to their eccentric roles. Skip, don’t run, to pick up your copy of this delightful romp through accursed suburban covens. And don’t forget to tip.
