Uwe Boll Needs A New Hobby…

“I wanted to do Rampage 3 because it is an important movie, but it looks like you are easier giving $600k to make a movie about some retarded wizard in the forest or some Marvel Avengers bullshit dirt. So goodbye & goodbye Hollywood.”

The man behind some of the worst films in modern history (House of the DeadFar CryBloodRayne: The Third Reich), is rapidly approaching his second crowdfunding failure for his film Rampage 3: No Mercy. With a deadline of June 11th, & in need of more than half of his $55,794 goal, he’s taken to venting via the smallest screen with a YouTube video maturely titled “fuck you all”. Boll points out just how “retarded” we are for not supporting the “important” final chapter of his Rampage series. Saying, “It looks like nobody gives a shit about Rampage 3, so maybe I shouldn’t do it. I have enough money to play golf till I’m dead.” Desperate screams of an adult child. Who knows. Maybe blaming everyone from Kickstarter, to “retarded wizards” will be the more extreme example reverse psychology in history, & this thing will get funded.

I’d rather Uwe stick to the back nine.

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