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Episode 137: The Babysitter / The Black Dahlia Murder

This week we discuss courtroom attire, dig into Hollywood’s most famous unsolved murder, and talk an au pair nightmare reviewing McG’s, The Babysitter. We also welcome Patrick Brice back to the program, as well as his on screen sequel replacement, Desiree Akhavan to talk all things Creep 2.   The 1943 mugshot …

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Episode 136: Gerald’s Game / The First Man in Black

This week we share thoughts on some genre adjacent films, talk the first black clad saucer see-er shutter downer, and review the sex game gone grim, specifically Gerald’s Game.   The not so young Raymon Palmer   Hoover/FBI Memo

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Episode 135: Super Dark Times / Black Dogs

This week we unfortunately talk Victor Salva, shed light on canines that shed black hair, and review coming of age nightmare, ‘Super Dark Times’.

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Episode 134: Tragedy Girls / Simulation Theory Pt II

This week we talk Bigfoot people, continue even though it’s obvious we’re in a simulation and that nothing at all matters, not even this episode description…, & review Klout killer feature, Tragedy Girls. We also chat with Bobby Roe, and Zack Andrew’s about extreme haunts, and their new film, The …

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Episode 133: Death Note (2017) / Simulation Theory

This week we talk the holes you put in Byron’s stomach, if the life you’re living is real, & review Adam Wingard’s polarizing reimagining, Death Note.    

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Episode 132: It (2017) / The Sodder Family Fire

This week we arrange our autumn action plans, sift through the mysterious ashes of the Sodder Children case, and review the highly anticipated, face-painted terror this is, It. We were also lucky enough to talk with iIrish atmospheric horror up-and-comer Brian O’Malley ahead of the premiere of his latest film, …

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Episode 131: Annabelle: Creation / Haunted Amusement Parks

This week we are NOT ashes, DO discuss bumper car adjacent bumps in the night, & figure out just how a smiling spooky dolly got her start, reviewing David F. Sandberg’s Annabelle: Creation.     Lake Shawnee Amusement Park Luna Park Six Flags New Orleans 

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Episode 130: 68 Kill / The Mandela Effect

This week we face impending doom, discuss things we could have sworn existed, and follow Chip as he navigates love, lucre, & lunatics, reviewing Trent Haaga’s 68 Kill. Byron’s 68 Kill enamel pin.  

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Captain Kelly’s Cryptids & Conspiracies Episode 15: The Roswell Incident (Side B)

The tape has been turned over! “The Roswell Incident: a Captain Kelly’s Cryptids & Conspiracies Special Presentation” continues. In celebration of the 70th anniversary of the crash, this landmark episode is available both digitally to Patreon Patrons, & on limited edition, florescent green cassette tapes. With almost two hours of …

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Episode 129: True Tales of Terror Vol. 6

Welcome to Camp Eerie! Drop your bags off in your assigned bunk, sharpen your marshmallow roasting sticks, slide up next to your camp crush, prepare to be scared. This week we celebrate summer in matching counselor t-shirts by reading YOUR submitted spooky stories.   Do you have a spooky story …

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Episode 128: It Stains the Sands Red / Deadly Diseases

This week we join a cult, attempt to diagnose Kelly’s mystery condition, & review Colin Minihan’s walking dead, desert distress flick, It Stains the Sands Red. Emerging Infectious Diseases

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Episode 127: Wish Upon / Djinn

This week we mourn a significant loss, talk supernatural desire dealers, & review the latest PG-13, midsummer, seat filler called Wish Upon. RIP George Andrew Romero February 4, 1940 – July 16, 2017

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Episode 126: Killing Ground / Cryptids Down Under

This week…oh this week…Byron watches everything, we talk unrecognized Australian wildlife, and review a film so appalling that Kelly almost quit the show… An Aussie survival horror film directed by Damien Power, called Killing Ground.

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Episode 125: The Bad Batch / Mysterious Mountains International

This week we Byron brings up unnecessary awfulness, we continue creeping up spooky summits worldwide, & review Ana Lily Amurpour’s sophomore effort, a love story set in a community of cannibals in a future dystopia called, The Bad Batch. And you…me…we are/were in for a treat! I (Byron) was lucky …

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Captain Kelly’s Cryptids & Conspiracies Episode 14: The Roswell Incident (Side A)

Well folks… …this has been in the works for a while now… “The Roswell Incident: a Captain Kelly’s Cryptids & Conspiracies Special Presentation” has arrived. In celebration of the 70th anniversary of the crash, this landmark episode is available both digitally to Patreon Patrons, & on limited edition, florescent green …

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Episode 124: Hounds of Love / Mysterious Mountains

This week we discuss apparition dance movies, talk terrifying things atop peaks, & review Ben Young’s serial killer thriller, Hounds of Love. Words from Telos

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Captain Kelly’s Cryptids & Conspiracies Episode 13: Reptilian Illuminati

Sea sick and tired of the Illuminati? Too bad, cause your Captain hasn’t shared the strangest portion of the story! Join Laserta, David Icke, and the Cabin Boys’ on a trip you soon won’t forget. You’re going to need a life preserver for this one. Enjoy and believe…Captain’s orders. This …

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Episode 123: It Comes at Night / Return to the Bermuda Triangle

This week we Byron recovers from his most recent project, we return to the deceptively beautiful but deadly Bermuda Triangle, & review Trey Edward Shults’ tight-lipped terror, It Comes at Night.

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Episode 122: Alien: Covenant / Replaced Celebrities

This week we talk make potentially political American Horror Story predictions, talk famous people who may now be fake, and review Ridley Scott’s sequel to Prometheus, prequel to Alien, Alien: Covenant. We were also lucky enough to chat with Overlook Film Festival’s “Scariest Film” award winner Brandon Christensen about his new film Still/Born. The …

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Episode 121: Phoenix Forgotten / Illuminati in Popular Culture

This week we talk Kelly shares a story of shear terror, our illuminati tri-sode concludes with the New World Order’s pop culture influence, and we review a  new twist on true tale of unexplained lights, Phoenix Forgotten.   Revealing Pictures From 1972 Rothschild Illuminati Ball The Secret Meeting that Changed Rap …

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Episode 120: The Endless / New World Order & Secret Illuminati

This week we unfortunately reference the Austin Powers OST, break down the thirteen families controlling everything we do, and review the latest film from Justin Benson, and Aaron Moorehead, The Endless.   The 13 Bloodlines of the Illuminati 6 Corporations that Control 90% of the American Media Denver Airport  

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Episode 119: The Dark Tapes / Bavarian Illuminati & Ancient Illuminati Roots

This week we talk Overlook Film Festivities, the roots of the shadowed club, & review a uniquely smart, indie horror anthology called The Dark Tapes. Join our Facebook group, & enter to win signed copy of Shawn Coss’s latest book, ‘Kindergarten: A Collection of Creepy Stories’.   Join the Illuminati

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Episode 118: Raw / Cannibals

This week…wine Kelly is back, we discuss a couple cases of same species consumption, and review Julia Ducournau’s vet school worst case scenario, Raw.   Ancient Cannibals Didn’t Eat Just for the Calories, Study Suggests     The unraveling of Rudy Eugene, aka the causeway face attacker  

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Captain Kelly’s Cryptids & Conspiracies Episode 12: Dyatlov Pass Incident Pt II

Having successfully repairing the ship, Kelly continues talking a tale of frigid misfortune, as Byron inches toward a theory of his own. Will the hull hold? Will we scrape the rocks of sanity? This is a Patreon exclusive episode available to anyone who supports us at the $4 a month level. Climb aboard.

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Episode 117: The Void / Giants

This week we talk tactical implements, human beings but bigger, and review a siege gore horror film called The Void. We also share some very exciting news…        

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Episode 116: XX / Myra Hindley

This week we return from SXSW hiatus, talk about the blonde half of the Moors Murderers, and review ‘XX’. Four twisted tales directed by females.   The Moors Murderers: Myra Hindley Ian Brady     Victims: Edward Evans, John Kilbride, Pauline Reade, Lesley Ann Downey, Keith Bennett     Lesley …

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Episode 115: The Devil’s Candy / Alien Abduction Regression Hypnosis Pt II

This week Byron talks to a future/past version of himself, Kelly consults a professional regarding potential extraterrestrial abduction, and we review Sean Byrnes long awaited sophomore effort, The Devil’s Candy.            

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Episode 114: True Tales of Terror Vol. 5

This week someone makes a ghost sounds, we quickly explore Sam’s dislike of goats, and read your terrifyingly true tales.

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Episode 113: Get Out / Alien Abduction Regression Hypnosis

This week we talk the worst kind of ghost, listen to entranced extraterrestrial experiencers, & talk Jordan Peele’s director debut Get Out. Also, we were lucky enough to talk with Ethan Embry family, satanic metal, attempted prop theft, & his role in The Devil’s Candy

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Captain Kelly’s Cryptids & Conspiracies Episode 11: Dyatlov Pass Incident

This month, we talk a failed attempt to become “Master of Sport”, and the tragic nature of said failure. Oh, and the Cabin Boys™ screw up…bigly.   Will they make it out alive? Dry? Sane? This is a Patreon exclusive episode available to anyone who supports us at the $4 a month level. …

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Episode 112: A Cure for Wellness / Medical Mayhem

This week Byron prepares to be tired for a long time, Kelly talk some terrible incidents at places with the purpose of healing, & we review Gore Verbinski’s pretty, parching, picture, A Cure for Wellness.   Beelitz Hospital

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Episode 111: The Blackcoat’s Daughter / Return to Babylon

This week week Byron mumbles, we discuss discarded demonic film stock, and (finally) review Oz Perkin’s late winter nightmare ‘Feb’…I mean, ‘The Blackcoat’s Daughter’.    

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Episode 110: The Love Witch / The Cape Girardeau UFO Crash

This week we mourn public theatre, discuss why you should always print doubles when photographing a dead alien puppet show, & review Anna Biller’s technicolor, supernatural, sex drama, ‘The Love Witch’. L. Gustavo Cooper is back! We talk all about his new short, ‘The Home’, a little about dead babies, …

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Episode 109: Beware the Slenderman / The Waukesha Stabbings

This week we learn the origin of a tall man with the darkest suit, discuss what happens when imaginary friends demand violent ends, & review Irene Taylor Brodsky’s Beware the Slenderman.  Pretty much all things slender man.        

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Episode 108: The Girl with All the Gifts / The Assassination Of John F. Kennedy Pt IV

This week was Byron does some horror heavy lifting due to a ‘Lemony Snicket’, Kelly talks post-assassination collateral damage, & we review a movie about the most polite, half-zombie child, called The Girl with All the Gifts.   Probability Analysis of Witness Deaths Cause of Death Breakdown “Convenient Deaths” Withheld Warren …

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Episode 107: The Wailing / The Assassination Of John F. Kennedy Pt III

This week we mourn the end of a search, discuss JFK hitman options, & a South Korean film about a town with a serious skin/murder/curse problem reviewing Na Hong-jin’s The Wailing.     “Tramps”   Billy Harvey “Americas James Bond”?   James Files   Bitten bullet casing   James Files Interview

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Captain Kelly’s Cryptids & Conspiracies Episode 10: Time Travel Pt II

This month, the c-boys remain trapped in a time loop aboard Kelly’s ship, forced to hear tales of future phones in the past, and suspicious trendsetters standing out in a crowd. Oh yeah, and Jay-Z. Will they make it out alive? Scurvy free? Sane? This is a Patreon exclusive episode available to anyone who …

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Episode 106: Evolution / The Assassination of John F. Kennedy Pt II

This week Byron gets Oliver Stone’d, things get theory-y in week two of our report on the assassination of John F. Kennedy, and we review a creepy, sleepy sci-fi film called, ‘Évolution’.           “Magic Bullet”   Secret Service with AR-15    

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Episode 105: I Am Not a Serial Killer / The Assassination of John F. Kennedy

This week a sweet demon arrives, we talk timelines and accepted truth regarding the murder of our 35th president, and review a sociopathic surprise from Billy O’Brian, I Am Not a Serial Killer.       Texas Schoolbook Depository   JFK Autopsy Photos   Tom Shire’s Announcement

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Episode 104: The Autopsy of Jane Doe / 2017 Predictions

This week we exchange horror holiday gifts, break down our collective best of the year (as well as some films that bummed us out), glimpse into the future with Kelly’s creepy predictions, and examine a cold, emotional (primarily motionless)  film directed by André Øvredal called, The Autopsy of Jane Doe.   Stream The Survivors …

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Episode 103: A Christmas Horror Story / Los Feliz Murder House / Christmas Creepies

This week the show is hijacked by holly, we talk seasonal slumber slaughter, holiday hellraisers other than Krampus, and review a bone chilling anthology called, ‘A Christmas Horror Story’.   The Los Feliz Murder House     The Yule Lads   Glyra Frau Perchta      

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Captain Kelly’s Cryptids & Conspiracies Episode 9: Time Travel

This month, an unusually agreeable couple of cabin fellas join our Captain in discussing the science behind time travel, schematics from the future, and the tale of a mad man named Marcum. This is a Patreon exclusive episode available to anyone who supports us at the $4 a month level. Climb aboard.

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Episode 102: Train to Busan / The Voynich Manuscript

This week Kelly pulls a fast one…or two, tells us everything known about an undeciphered document, and we review Yeon Sang-ho’s zombie disaster thriller, Train to Busan.   The Voynich Manuscript Solved by Bartender Karin Marie Olt Karin Marie Olt‘s Facebook

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Episode 101: Beyond the Gates / Yeti

This week we chill out with a bipedal mountain dweller, review Jackson Stewart’s VHS era, horror love letter, Beyond the Gates, & talk to horror icon Barbara Crampton about her role as actress, producer, and game master of the film.   Yeti, drawn exclusively by GHOST BAT (aka John de …

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Episode 100: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre / Listener Questions

This week we talk about the other 99 times we’ve recorded the show, answer some of your questions, & review Tode Hooper’s highly horror influential film, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. We also talk SiREN with director Gregg Bishop (Dance of the Dead, Dante the Great).

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Episode 99: Another Evil / Turkish Serial Killers

This week we talk horrible exploitation of a horror icon, feast on grizzly facts about the murderers of Turkey, and discuss exorcism gone awkward reviewing Carson D. Mell’s Another Evil.   After discussing details about Shelley Duvall’s government assistance and how accepting large donations would effect her standing, Vivian Kubrick has closed her …

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Episode 98: The Monster / The Lake Van Monster

This week we talk as little as possible about that one scary thing that happened this week, continue what may be the best or worst themed month we’ve attempted yet, discussing Turkey’s own Nessie, and review Bryan Bertino’s mother, daughter, creature feature, The Monster. Also, we were lucky enough to …

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Episode 97: The Eyes of My Mother / Kumburgaz UFO Incidents

This week we depressedly decompress following Halloween, talk unidentified lights, hatches, and…figures hovering above a Turkish sea, and wallow in the monochromatic beauty that is The Eyes of My Mother.                

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Captain Kelly’s Cryptids & Conspiracies Episode 8: Presidential Candidate Conspiracies ’16

This month our Captain ignores the surface level political issues, and focuses on what might be hiding under the floorboards (metaphorical and actual) of both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, as well as unconventional beliefs they might have. This is a Patreon exclusive episode available to anyone who supports us. Climb aboard.

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Episode 96: WNUF Halloween Special / Halloween History

This week the open urn curse continues, we dig down to the roots of All Hallows’ Evening, talk some truly horrendous festive misfortunes, and review Chris LaMartina’s nostalgic nightmare, ‘WNUF Halloween Special’.    

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Episode 95: Ouija: Origin of Evil / Ouija Boards

This week we talk a terrifyingly efficient use of Byron’s “downtime”, review Mike Flannign’s follow-up to the popular board game based horror film, Ouija: Origin of Evil, and discuss the history & probability of this spirit assisted communication method.  

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Episode 94: The Fog (1980) / Haunted Lighthouses

This week our coastal sabbatical continues, we talk lighthouse keepers with paranormal persistence, and discuss our first ever throwback film, reviewing the John Carpenter classic, The Fog.   Seguin Lighthouse   Heceta Head Lighthouse     Boon Island Lighthouse   Flannen Lighthouse

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Episode 93: True Tales of Terror Vol. 4

This week we read your submitted spooky happenings, discuss the haunted history of Fergus Falls State Hospital, & Kelly disappears (out of fear) for a finale you won’t want to miss.   Julie Doll   Fergus Falls State Hospital  

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Episode 92: 31 / Clowns

This week Byron cheats death, Kelly talks clown acts that just won’t die/stay dead, and we review Rob Zombie’s greasepaint slathered action horror, 31.     Zozzaby  

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Episode 91: American Horror Story: Roanoke / Group Disappearances

This week Byron begins a new profession, we discuss several cases of mass missings, and share our initial thoughts on the latest season of Ryan Murphy’s American Horror Story: My Roanoke Nightmare. Village of the Dead: The Anjikuni Mystery U.S.S Cyclops    

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Episode 90: Blair Witch / Disappearances

This week we’re discussing a terrifying reality show scenario, people vanishing into thin, fresh air, and a found footage sequel seventeen years in the making. We’re reviewing Adam Wingard’s, Blair Witch.

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Captain Kelly’s Cryptids & Conspiracies Episode 7: The Philadelphia Experiment

This month, our beloved captain and her skeptical crew break down a tale of military teleportation, accidental mutilation, and retreating to 1983. This is a Patreon exclusive episode available to anyone who supports us. Climb aboard.

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Episode 89: Demon / Dybbuk

This week we talk some less mysterious/more grizzly National Park disappearances, open up the Dybbuk box, and talk horror both fictional and truly tragic, reviewing Marcin Wrona’s final film, Demon.   The Dark Story of the Film ‘Demon‘ and Its Director’s Tragic Suicide

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Episode 88: The Neon Demon / Battle of Los Angeles

This week we get Byron’s thoughts on Rob Zombie’s upcoming release 31, talk an extremely slow domestic assault called the “Battle of Los Angeles”, & review Nicolas Winding Refn’s hypnotizing gaze into the dangerous world of fashion. It’s The Neon Demon.   Photo analysis

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Episode 87: Don’t Breathe / Herb Baumeister

This week the studio looks like a Dexter Morgan kill room, Byron and Kelly join forces to discuss Herbert Baumeister (the I-70 Killer) in a Serial Corner, Cryptids and Conspiracies collaboration, and we review the highly anticipated follow up to Evil Dead, Fede Alvarez’s Don’t Breathe.    

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Episode 86: Lace Crater / Alien Abduction Pt II

This week we worry about one of our hero’s health, talk about more E.T. human snatching cases, and review an uncomfortable, sticky, spectrophilic mumblehorror called Lace Crater.

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Episode 85: Shelley / Alien Abduction

This week we drop the needle on horror vinyl, discuss famous extraterrestrial perpetrated kidnappings, and review Ali Abbasi’s psychological pregnancy thriller, ‘Shelley’. Betty and Barney Hill       Hair of the Alien: DNA and Other Forensic Evidence of Alien Abductions by Bill Chalker Peter Khoury’s visitors

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Captain Kelly’s Cryptids & Conspiracies Episode 6: Halls of Records

This month, Kelly and crew explore the possible existence and concealing of a massive, mythical library, that holds world changing records of human history. This is a Patreon exclusive episode available to anyone who supports us. Climb aboard.

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Episode 84: Sun Choke / The Paracas Skulls

This week American Horror Storylines are revealed, we talk some oddly sized and shaped skulls, & review Ben Cresciman’s moody mental health horror, Sun Choke. Also, Sarah Hagan (Freaks & Geeks, Buffy the Vampire Slayer) was kind enough to give us a moment to talk about her performance as ‘Janie’ …

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Episode 83: The Mind’s Eye / MK-Ultra Pt III

This week we mourn the death of a cable commercial clairvoyant, take one last look at the awful outcomes of government mind control, and review an action packed, telepathic bloodbath called ‘The Mind’s Eye’. Also, Lauren Ashley Carter returns to talk “prison workouts”, her role as “Rachael Meadows”, and a …

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Episode 82: Lights Out / MK-Ultra Pt II

This week we’re caught off guard by blairking news, talk tragedy triggered by government intervention, and shed some light on David Sandberg’s nyctophobia nightmare, Lights Out. Robert’s Blog/customfont1]  

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Episode 81: Stranger Things / Project MK-Ultra

This week we talk cinematic canine violence, a not so secret CIA project was trying to discover the best (often brutal) way to break/control minds, & review the Duffer Brother’s Netflix Original, sci-fi throwback series, Stranger Things. 1977 Senate Hearing on MKULTRA documents BBC News Article

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Captain Kelly’s Cryptids & Conspiracies Episode 5: Number Stations

This month, Kelly’s conspiracy ship collides with shortwaves as she explains the mysterious, crackling frequencies of Number Stations, and the possible meanings behind their broadcasts. This is a Patreon exclusive episode available to anyone who supports us. Climb aboard.

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Episode 80: You Are Not Alone / The Lizard Man

This week we predict what season six of American Horror Story will be about (while explaining why a coven is not a cult), talk about a scaly, bipedal humanoid living in a South Carolina Swamp, and celebrate Independance Day with a bang (and several stabs), reviewing Derek Mungor’s You Are Not …

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Episode 79: The Purge: Election Year / Remote Viewing Part II

This week we catch up following a horrific break, talk practical applications of Remote Viewing, & distract ourselves from the current political state, reviewing a social science fiction film called The Purge: Election Year. Also, we were lucky enough to talk to Micky Keating (POD, Darling), and Ashley Bell (The Last Exorcism, The Day), about their …

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Episode 78: Carnage Park / Remote Reviewing

This week we argue about a mumbly found footage film, talk traveling by ESP, & review Micky Keating’s twisted throwback thriller, Carnage Park. CIA Report on Remote Viewing

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Episode 77: The Conjuring 2 / The Bilderberg Group

This week we talk some truly terrible dialogue (even for a found footage film), learn about a not so secret group of people who may control the world, & once again follow the Warren case files, reviewing James Wan’s, The Conjuring 2. Prince Bernhard of Lippe-Biesterfeld (What IS that bracelet?) …

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Captain Kelly’s Cryptids & Conspiracies Episode 4: The Loch Ness Monster

CKCC episode four, folks! In this edition we cover our captains “spirit cryptid”, the elusive Scottish lake monster, Nessie. This is a Patreon patron exclusive episode available to anyone who supports us. Climb aboard. 

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Episode 76: The Boy (2016) / Haunted Dolls

This week we talk the proper rebirth of a beloved franchise, playthings stuffed with more than just fluff, & review William Brent Bell’s dainty doll ordeal, The Boy.   MANDY   ROBERT ANNABELLE   LETTA

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Episode 75: Green Room / Kraken

This week we talk the legitimacy of Dyane the Rock J’s abilities, the possibilities of a mile long monster hiding deep in the ocean, & review a tension drenched, punk rock siege film called Green Room.  

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Episode 74: Ava’s Possessions / Jack The Ripper Pt II

This week we talk this year’s self-proclaimed “scariest film ever”, the most likely identity of Jack the Ripper, & follow a girl’s journey to pick of the pieces of her post possession life, reviewing Jordan Galland’s, Ava’s Possessions.

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Episode 73: Scherzo Diabolico / Jack the Ripper

This week we talk some serious camp, somehow convince Kelly to cover a serial killer, & review Adrián García Bogliano’s classically accompanied, Mexican revenge film, Scherzo Diabolico. CRIME SCENE PHOTOS Mary Nichols Martha Tabram Catharine Eddowes Elizabeth Stride Mary Kelly  

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Episode 72: Under the Shadow / Waverly Hills Sanatorium

This week we find out what not to watch with your bros on a casual Saturday, talk paranormal possibilities at Waverley Hills Sanatorium/Sanatarium, & review Babak Anvari’s djinn laden debut, Under the Shadow. Also, we talk with Adam Egypt Mortiner (Some Kind of Hate), producer of the horror anthology ‘Holidays’, …

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Captain Kelly’s Cryptids & Conspiracies Episode 3: Majestic 12

In this, the third edition of CKCC, we discuss Majestic 12 (aka Majic 12, Majestic Trust, M12, MJ 12, MJ XII or Majority 12). A supposed secret committee of government officials, scientists, & military leaders, formed in 1947 by executive order of U.S. President Harry S. Truman with the purpose citizens in the dark. This …

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Episode 71: Holidays / Towers On The Moon

This week we talk about a version of Hell that isn’t scary…or funny, towers on the Moon, and a horror celebration for all seasons called Holidays. NASA Airbrushing

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Episode 70: The Phoenix Incident / Hollow Moon

This week we continue our lunar lecture series, talking the possibilities of a hollow moon, followed by a review of “The Phoenix Incident”. A found footage escalation/extension of the events on March 13th, 1997 in the skies above Phoenix, AZ.  

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Episode 69: The Invitation / Apollo Moon Landings

This week we talk Byron’s hellish one, when and if we landed on the moon, & review The Invitation. Karyn Kusama’s how-not-to throw a dinner party film.  

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Episode 68: Hangman / Mothman Pt. 2

This week we talk a sweet, filling, zero calorie, deadly desert, continue our discussion about a potentially curse conjured cryptid, & review the extended home invasion film, Hangman. You’ll also hear a conversation we had with Mike Flanagan (Oculus, Absentia, Before I Wake) and Kate Siegel, about authentically writing home invasion, the state of indie …

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Episode 67: Darling / Mothman

This week we talk Shudder stream screams, an elusive cryptid from Point Pleasant, West Virginia (nothing like its residence’s namesake), & Mickey Keating’s beautiful slice of insanity, Darling. Also, we stole a moment of “the Audrey Hepburn of Horror” Lauren Ashley Carter’s time to discuss her role in Darling, the …

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Episode 66: Emelie / Oak Island Mystery

This week…in celebration of her birth, Kelly goes “full walrus”, discussing the mystery on Oak Island, & sharing a step by step treasure hunting guide. We also review Emelie. A film that will surely end all parental free time.

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Episode 65: 10 Cloverfield Lane / Stardust Ranch

This week we talk about a bar owner proudly displaying baby bones on St. Patricks Day, a man in Arizona waging war against alien invaders, & review Dan Trachtenberg’s shelter nightmare, 10 Cloverfield Lane.

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Episode 64: Baskin / The Forest Grove Mystery Noise

This week we discuss which slasher waves are which, a horrific sound from a lovely Oregon town, & descend like Dante, into a very wet film called ‘Baskin’. Map of the Forest Grove Noise Movement

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Episode 63: Nina Forever / Rh Negative Blood

This week Kelly opens up about her latest ghostly experience, we talk alien hematologic heritage, & review a grief soaked love story called Nina Forever.

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Episode 62: The Witch / The Bell Witch

This week we talk Grammy legitimacy, the Volunteers States very own poltergeist-ish Bell Witch, & review Robert Eggers New England Folk-Tale ‘The Witch’.

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Episode 61: Southbound / Dulce Base Part III

This week we say goodbye to a place that pretty much feels like home at this point, in the Dulce Base finale, & we take a trip down (way down) a dark, lonely hellway, reviewing Southbound. We were also lucky to have the chance to talk to Christian Stella & Jeremy …

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Episode 60: Regression / Dulce Base Part II

This week we guess just how much people will enjoy Jane Austin and the undead, dig into Phil Schneider’s accounts at Dulce Base, & review a calm film about Satanic panic, called Regression.  

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Episode 59: Last Shift / Dulce Base

This week Kelly may have dropped anchors off the shores of sanity, we talk about a seven layer facility full of unruly, potentially unearthly tenants, & review the most unsettling law enforcement training video, called Last Shift. Dulce Base

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Episode 58: Mysterious Disappearances In National Parks

This week we dedicate an entire episode to strange circumstances surrounding over a thousand vanishings that took/take place within our national parks. Does an entire hour of Kelly’s Cryptids & Conspiracies have you grinning like a ghoul? That feeling can be a regular thing! This episode marks the launch of our Patrion page (http://patreon.com/frightday), a …

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Episode 57: Martyrs (2016) / Ghosts of Disney

This week we cross our fingers for a TNT horror revival, discuss heart attacks and residual riders within the gates of the Magical Kingdom, & review the American adaptation of a controversial, yet critically acclaimed film called Martyrs. Walt Disney World Ghost   Let us know your thoughts on Martyrs (both new …

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Episode 56: The Forest / Aokigahara

This week Byron goes too far with a cannibal caught in the planning stages, we review Jason Zada’s The Forest, & trek through the depressing truth of Japan’s Aokigahara wilderness. Also, we talk about a film that will change the home invasion game, called Intruders, with director Adam Schindler, producer Brian …

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Episode 55: Body / The Aztec UFO Incident

This week we talk the “Roswell” after “Roswell”, Kelly attempts to establish the legitimacy of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, & we review Dan Berk and Robert Olsen’s moral horror, Body.

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Episode 54: Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension / Kelly’s Creepy Predictions

This week we pay our respects to the horrors of 2015, glance into the future with Kelly’s Creepy Predictions, & talk the “final” chapter of an influential franchise, reviewing Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension.   Do you agree with our top thirteen? What’s your favorite film this year? Let us know your thoughts in …

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Episode 53: Silent Night / Covina Massacre / True Tales of Terror Vol. 2

This week we get into the Holiday Spirit with a special edition of “Captain” Kelly’s True Tales of Terror, a bonus tale of tragedy by Byron, & a review of a film loosely based on said tragedy, entitled Silent Night. We also were lucky enough to have a chat with musician, writer, journalist, publisher, …

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Episode 52: Hellions / Hollow Earth

This week we discuss the acceptability of Jim Parsons, how the Earth is hollow, & a poorly timed film about Halloween, called Hellions.

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Episode 51: Krampus

This week is all about the shadow of Saint Nicholas. Anti-Claus. The author of the Naughty List. An Austro-Bavarian, anthropomorphic abomination, which is the focus of Michael Dougherty’s follow up to Trick r’ Treat. We’re talking Krampus.

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Episode 50: #Horror / Famous Possessions

This week we talk quality zombie content, the facts & fallacies surrounding the most famous cases of possession & exorcism, & review Tara Subkoff’s millennial mass murder feature, #Horror.            Let us know your thoughts! Join the conversation below.

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Episode 49: Some Kind of Hate / History of Possession

This week we talk captor-horror, the complete history of possession and subsequent exorcism, & review Adam Egypt Mortimer’s brooding, bully vengeance movie, Some Kind of Hate.  

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Episode 48: The Hallow / The Phoenix Lights Part II

This week we talk about the latest Netflix Instant horror dump, review Corin Hardy’s mythological, enviro-revenge horror film The Hallow, & wrap up our coverage of the legendary Phoenix Lights…or do we… Also, we talk about a fun & soggy film called Condemned with director Eli Morgan Gesner, & actress Lydia Hearst.

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Episode 47: The Hive / The Phoenix Lights

This week we discuss the most widely witnessed extraterrestrial event in U.S. history, review David Yarovesky’s stylish and cerebral camp horror The Hive, & Kelly falls apart entirely. Also, we talk Korean revenge cinema, & passing out from terror with Julia director, Matthew A. Brown.

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Episode 46: Tales of Halloween / Cecil Hotel

This week we talk LA’s most infamous temporary residence, digest the sweetest of seasonal anthologies, reviewing the October Society’s Tales of Halloween, & celebrate one year of auditory atrocity. Also, we talk darkness, & candy with Tales of Halloween director, Lucky Mckee (May, The Woman, All Cheerleaders Must Die). Pick up …

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Episode 45: Bone Tomahawk / Cadborosaurus

This week we learn about a lesser known water monster named Caddy, talk to horror legend Sig Haid (aka Captain Spaulding), & review S. Craig Zahler’s directorial debut, Bone Tomahawk. A horror western that will make you loose your appetite in the best way. Also, in preparation for A Hallows …

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Episode 44: Deathgasm / Cryptids of the Northwest

This week Kelly looses her grip on reality (replacing it with blackberries), we talk northwestern cryptopossibilities, & review Jason Lei Howden’s heavy metal gore-core feature Deathgasm. We also chat with L. Gustavo Cooper about his film June (available on DVD/VOD now).

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Episode 43: True Tales of Terror Vol. 1

This week Sam disappears, we read your spooky stories, & “Captain” Kelly shares one of her own. We also chat with Alistair Legrand about his new film the Diabolical.   (Available now on VOD)

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Episode 42: Contracted: Phase II / Fermi Paradox

This week we talk Shocker‘s wicked soundtrack, breakdown the Fermi Paradox, & review Josh Forbes necrosexual sequel Contracted: Phase II.

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Episode 41: Goodnight Mommy / Superhenge

This week we talk about a Midwest, down-home, average Joe, ghost hunter, review a dread soaked, Austrian film called Goodnight Mommy, & potentially make contact with one of America’s most famous former paranormal investigators.

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Episode 40: The Visit / The Enfield Poltergeist

This week we talk legos, levitation, and Janet’s “Bill” voice, breaking down the Enfield Poltergeist, & review a film directed by a man who’s plots must do yoga with all the twists they have, covering M. Night Shyamalan’s gerontophobic flick, The Visit.

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Episode 39: The Boy / The Strangest Story Ever Told

This week we talk contemporary cannibals, the “strangest story every told”, & watch a psychopath blossom, reviewing Craig William Macneill, The Boy.

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Episode 38: Unfriended / 1976 Tehran UFO Incident

This week we talk amphibian exploitation, extraterrestrials testing military capabilities, & review a monitor horror film for the millennial MTV generation, called Unfriended.

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Episode 37: Pod / Mel’s Hole Part II

This week we our journey down an endless pit comes to an end, we talk liminal messages in film, & review Mickey Keating’s Pod. A film about a potentially paranoid schizophrenic war vet, & what may or may not be locked in his basement.

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Episode 36: Amnesiac / Mel’s Hole

This week we talk extremely graphic novels, a seemingly bottomless pit in central Washington State, & review a beautifully quiet film about torture & captivity called ‘Amnesiac’ by director by Michael Polish.

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Episode 35: Excess Flesh / Hoia Baciu Forest

This week we talk too much about a terrible man, investigate a potential Transylvanian vortex, & binge on Patrick Kennelly’s tasty horror debut Excess Flesh, purging our thoughts.   Companion Material:

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Episode 34: Dark Was the Night / Bohemian Grove

This week we discuss the top-secret, high-level, juvenile getaway Bohemian Grove, chat with ‘Creep’ director Patrick Brice, & review Jack Heller’s moody monster thriller Dark Was the Night.

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Episode 33: The Gallows / Project ISIS

This week Kelly explains “ancient yuck” released by a better ISIS, Byron presses pause on serial killers, & we discuss Travis Cluff and Chris Lofings The Gallows, as well as the future of theatrical PG-13 horror.

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Episode 32: Dude Bro Party Massacre Party III / Bermuda Triangle

This week Byron accidentally abstains from horror, we get lost in the dangerous paradise that is the Bermuda Triangle, & travel back to a simpler time (minus having to press rewind) reviewing Dude Bro Party Massacre III.

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Episode 31: Felt / Skinwalker Ranch Part II

This week Sam gets “PG-13’d”, we dive even deeper into the paranormal goldmine of the universe that is Skinwalker Ranch, & review Jason Banker’s immensely bleak film Felt.

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Episode 30: Creep / Skinwalker Ranch

This week we discuss the art of being “M. Knighted”, Kelly gives an oral history of Skinwalker Ranch, & we review Patrick Brice’s craigslist nightmare, Creep.

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Episode 29: Let Us Prey / Malmstrom AFB UFO Incident

This week we debate alien control of the United States nuclear arsenal, talk with cryptozoologist & singer of Ghoultown, Lyle Blackburn about hominid-like creatures, & watch awful people get exactly what they deserve in Brian O’Malley’s Let Us Prey.

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Episode 28: From the Dark / Pine Gap

This week Kelly hops on the murder train, we chat with Some Kind of Hate director Adam Egypt Mortimer, & review Conor McMahon’s more serious follow up to Stitches, From the Dark.

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Episode 27: Ghoul / Lesser Known Lake Monsters

This week we talk about the lake monster/Encino Man connection of the early nineties, the desolate world of Petr Jakl’s Ghoul, & how Byron needs to, but won’t take a break from the darkness.

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Episode 26: Cub (Welp) / ‘Poltergeist’ Curse

This week we summon a Mexican demon, discuss a grizzly Belgian adventure slasher called Cub, & break down the Poltergeist curse.

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Episode 25: Area 51 / Blind Maiden / Black Knight

This week we talk about the horror of the Blind Maiden, how Mad Max: Fury Road isn’t horror yet IS rad, & review Oren Peli’s recently resurfaced, found footage flick about Area 51, called Area 51.  

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Episode 24: Maggie / The Ghosts of Estes Park

This week we talk about living cinematically in 1979 with ‘We Are Still Here’ director Ted Geoghegan, chat with a guy about a ghost girl in a pizza place, & review midwestern slow burn zombie infection flick ‘Maggie’.  

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Episode 23: A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night / The Surgeon’s Photo

This week we talk about a photo taken by a surgeon in 1934, discuss the encroaching force of nature with Spring directors Aaron Moorhead & Justin Benson, & review the moodiest Iranian vampire spaghetti western in existence.

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Episode 22: Lost River / 300-Million-Year-Old Alien Screw

This week we discuss Frankensven’s Army, how much Kelly & Sam’s blood is worth, films we wouldn’t mind being remade, & Lost River: an unsettling film directed by a handsome man named Ryan Gosling.

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Episode 21: Backcountry / Immortal Sea Monster

This week we talk about post-mortem spirit re-birth, pyrosomes vs. Zeus, & spend the night in Adam MacDonald’s ‘Backcountry’

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Episode 20: It Follows / Black-Eyed Children

This week we discuss the Murphy/Gaga long con, all sorts of paranormal cryptididy, & David Robert Mitchell’s sexually transmitted demon film It Follows.

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Episode 19: Spring / Clark McClelland Accounts

This week we discuss slightly more scientific stories, watched Justin Benson & Aaron Moorhead’s “hor-romance film” Spring blossom, & talked way too much about a bag.

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Episode 18: Zombeavers / Blackpool Poltergeist

This week we enter Byron’s Mumblecorner, have a chat about British Donna’s poltergeist, & sink our teeth into Jordan Rubin’s undead semi-aquatic rodent film, “Zombeavers”.

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Episode 17: Muck / Linus Norgren aka Sasquatch

This week we talk about a Sasquatch’s arrest & subsequent attempted murder trial, how SnapChat ghosts are forever, & sink deep into Steve Wolsh’s, ‘Muck’.

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Episode 16: The Lazarus Effect / Rendlesham Forest Incident

This week we talk Cecil Hotel Horror Stories, Phillip Wood’s ass-phone, & check the vitals of our first theatrical release, “The Lazarus Effect”.

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Episode 15: Digging Up the Marrow / Mysuru Court Hall Haunting

This week we talk spooky censuses, India’s long, narrow, haunted justice system, & Adam Green’s “footage footage” film, ‘Digging Up the Marrow’.

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Episode 14: Final Prayer (aka The Borderlands) / Podesta Disclosure

This week we talk about Billary vs. the Truth Embargo, Sam gets manhandled by Grizzly, & we take a ride with Vatican Investigators in Elliot Goldner’s, “Final Prayer”.

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Episode 13: Extraterrestrial / Loch Lomond UFO

This week we talk about ‘Aliens’ playing hard to get, Ronald Raygun’s party stories, & discuss just how vicious the Vicious Brothers latest film is.

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Episode 12: What We Do In The Shadows

This week we talk about Europa possibilities, delicious napalm, & ‘What We Do In The Shadows’, a delightful look into the humdrumity of eternity. We also spill our guts about the films that made is fall madly in love with the genre.

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Episode 11: Housebound

This week we talk about how most things are UFOs to Bigfoot, the original sin, but with douchiness, & a film from New Zealand called, “Housebound”.

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Episode 10: Preservation

This week we talk Project Kelly Red Book, the Bigfoot Stock Exchange, & Christopher Denham’s “roam invasion” film, “Preservation”.  

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Episode 9: [REC] 4: Apocalypse

During the longest episode in our short history, we talk about muddying the waters of artistic intentions, lycandroid fashion trends, & [REC] 4: Apocalypse.

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Episode 8: The Town That Dreaded Sundown (2014)

This week we talk about discrediting by way of funny ha-has, Guillermo’s busy life, & The Town That Dreaded Sundown: a Very Meta Sequel.

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Episode 7: The Canal

In this, the seventh episode of Frightday, we dig up the dirt on Digging Up the Marrow, talk about the Dover Demon’s tendril-like fingers, & learn whats in the Canal. DSB.

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Episode 6: Starry Eyes

This week we chat about Teenage Mutant Ninja Slenderman, Kevin Kolsch & Dennis Widmyer’s Hollywood nightmare, “Starry Eyes”, & wrap up 2014 like a belated Christmas gift. Out with the old, in with the boo.

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Episode 5: Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

In this weeks very special Holiday Spooktacular, we gab on & on about just how “MTV” Scream is, Joseph Acaba’s visible discomfort, & how much Kelly doesn’t like cryptids that defile the sanctity of nonsecular Christmas.

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Episode 4: Tusk

This week we talk about potential Polish Vampires, what on Earth a lamprey is, & go full walrus, reviewing Kevin Smith’s latest film, Tusk.

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Episode 3: The Taking of Deborah Logan

We discuss Bigfeet, big holes, & the Talking of Deborah Logan. Not Debora Morgan…thats Dex’s sister.

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Episode 2: The Babadook

This week we talk about Jennifer Kent’s anxiety laden film, “The Babadook”, as well as Evil Dead stuff, Leatherfaces, UFOs, & how the Minnesota Ice Man is not, not a thing.

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Episode 1: Exists

Recorded on Halloween, released after Thanksgiving. We’ll get it together, I promise.

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