A 666-Character Review of ‘Muck’

This Kickstarter-funded film might make cinematic history as the first movie worthy of a class-action lawsuit. The story centers around a group of supposed teens, who emerge from a Cape Cod marsh, bloodied & haggard, after encountering a never-disclosed enemy. They enter a house nearby, & thus begins a ninety-minute softcore compilation of boobs, set to unbearable music, and connected (kind of) by really bad acting, particle board constructed sets, awful lines, & lots of tripping. Director Steve Wolsh apparently didn’t deliver on promises to financial supporters, but regardless, the product was so horrible that contributors should revolt. Worst. Movie. Ever.

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